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thoodleoo:

thoodleoo:

one of the funniest sections of pliny the elder’s natural histories to me is in book 30 when pliny excitedly says that moles are the animal that magicians love most and then goes on to explain that it’s because moles are creatures becursed and despised by nature itself

pliny the elder, seeing moles: truly there is no creature farther from god than this

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unpretty:

ALT

i am in genuine danger right now of spending $60 on a metal phone trumpet imported from turkey

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sewerfight:

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced “ngl this bitch kind of sucks” The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like “I’m sorry, I wasn’t talking about you.” And the girl looked up and said “No don’t worry, I didn’t think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe” We both took a peak over the counter. she’d stepped on a red m&m

sweaterstitches:

hey, so if you haven’t heard, político published a document leaked from the united states supreme court tonight.

that document, while not yet set into law, shows that the supreme court voted to overturn all federal laws protecting the right to abortion in the united states of america.

these prior rulings, roe and casey were decided on the basis that the surveillance of abortion as a medical procedure violated the fourth amendment of the united states constitution, which protects our right to privacy.

this decision will impact more than just abortion.

it will impact gender-affirming care, the drugs you’re prescribed, the surgeries and procedures you undergo.

if you’re marginalized, i’m so sorry, we basically just lost hipaa protections for us.

if this doesn’t directly impact you, donate to planned parenthood, to the trans lifeline, to your local abortion funds and mutual aid funds. protect our privacy.

Leaked Supreme Court Draft Would Overturn Roe v. Wade

A majority of the court privately voted to strike down the landmark abortion rights decision, according to the document, obtained by Politic

nytimes.com

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slumbermancer:

pisboy:

slumbermancer:

pisboy:

does anyone have the gamer dance gif because i need it

This? 

Hmm…………….. not quite. try again

Only gif I got, boss.

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dat-soldier:

funnytwittertweets:

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faeforge:

Guys, guys listen. This is so important as an artist or any creative.

Make time for stupid shit.  Like I mean just draw DUMB things, write nonsense blurbs, sculpt that funny little man.  Its warm up right? But you CANT warm up if you worry about little things like quality and meaning.  You are getting in your own way.  Just do DUMB things in your craft all the time for the hell of it. For the joy of it. Please im begging you.

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were-ralph:

neofooturism:

neofooturism:

IM LAUGHINGGGG THIS US SO FUCKING FUNNY

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